Bullshit Mark 1: The Dawn of a New Age.

Welcome welcome, one and all, to the new home of Bullshit. I’m Nergal, your curator and guide to the pile of shit that is my life. I know you don’t care, but I really don’t either, and this thread is a place for me to post useless (and sometimes not!) crap I find or create and for you to do the same.

All I ask is civility, and if you can’t manage that, at least make the insults funny.

It’s 6:30 in the morning and I’m taking a massive shit, so I’ll try to remember to make this pretty later.

Hi cheebs.

Wanna get the band back together?

Hey, how do we invite people here? Reaper can’t get in

Hell yeah, we’re getting the band back together!

From: Megami Bloodmoon at 2023-04-03 23:51:19
That lets you get into the LL revival but the site is down right now.

Revival?
I figured it was just fucking dead.

Huh
Well no surprise I missed all that. I’ve been kinda absent from LL for a while and will probably be so again.
Life hasn’t really been entertaining for me lately. Trying to get back to something. Not sure what yet.

Anyway. I took a nail Dremel and grinded off all the callous on my feet.

I can feel how gross my floors are now and it upsets me.

From: Reaper at 2023-04-04 00:33:08
i dont want to kill myself

but i do wish id just not wake up sometimes

I feel that.

From: Reaper at 2023-04-04 23:38:42
I have a mouse in my room. I bought 2 traps today and set them.

Get a cat.